Observing a friend begin a relationship on social media is analogous to watching one of the countless zombie programs available on television. Things start out normal and couple-y, but quickly devolve into a nausea-inducing version of themselves on the verge of getting unfollowed.
Many couples suffer from confused lovesick euphoria, which makes it difficult for them to discern what is and is not acceptable “couple behavior” on social media. Because these couples evidently have some cognitive impairment that lead them to upload these cringe-worthy images, this list has cloudy skies written all over it.
Before her boyfriend went on vacation, his girlfriend adorned an entire wardrobe for him to make sure everyone knew he was taken. It’s quite humiliating, and it’ll happen again shortly.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What’s remarkable about a couple of shirts like this is that they’re easy to come by in thrift stores, and they’re often in excellent condition. What’s up with that? Because matching shirts like these already signals you’re a little bit insane, and your relationship is probably over after two months. This isn’t okay, Aye.
Assemble the puzzle pieces.
There are a couple of things about this photo that are really embarrassing. A) getting a couple’s tattoo is already a mistake, and b) at the very least, make it so they look well together. There’s no way those tats fit together no matter how you angle them, which is a perfect premonition for the rest of their relationship.
This couple knows how to play the game.
“Yeah, it’s a no for me dawg,” Randy Jackson would remark if he were assessing this photograph. You had to feel bad for the photographer, because you know they were completely ignoring him the entire time. Even more humiliating would be if they used a self-timer camera to acquire this photo. It’s nauseating in either case.
The next character is a man who felt that the greatest way to express his love was to write a note in his own blood. You definitely don’t want to miss it.
Bilingual is a term used to describe someone who is able to communicate in two languages.
Couples that use too many emoticons are fair game for mockery. Emojis are meant to be extensions of the person texting, and overusing them detracts from their primary function. Taking time out of your day to study about dinosaurs is also three million years old.
So, what do you think, Romantic?.
A gas station sign says it all: “I love you.” If you truly cared about the guy, you would have changed the gas price to something more reasonable. Furthermore, the glaring spelling error detracts from the overall tone of the message. It’s only natural to assume she said yes, because how could she not?.
Brothers in Blood.
In his own blood, this gentleman composed a note to his girlfriend. My guess is that there are a million other ways to show your love and dedication to someone before it’s necessary to slice yourself open and canvas the spillage. A nice gift card to the local mall, flowers, or even the same message but written in Sharpie would do the trick.
If you’ve never seen what a “break-up photoshoot” looks like, you’re not going to want to miss what’s just ahead.
“How Much Does It Cost To Remove A Tattoo?”.
How many horror stories do we have to be exposed to that involve couples getting the same tattoos after dating for approximately 14 minutes? This couple beat the 14-minute barrier and waited a full three months before getting a cheesy quote about love tatted on their arms. If anyone is wondering how they love, they love whilst flexing their biceps.
Get yourself checked out.
That couple that always tries to kiss through objects in an attempt to be cute needs to be exposed. First of all, this is just gross on a bacterial level because putting your lips on a park window is one way to inevitably end up in a hospital bed. Secondly, the aesthetic of this isn’t romantic in the slightest. In fact, it’s probably one of the more cringy pictures on the internet.
The Break-Up Shoot is a film about a break-up.
You’ve heard of engagement photo shoots, wedding photo shoots, or an “I’m newly single so make me look hot while I sit in this oversized tree” photo shoots, but have you heard of a breakup photo shoot? This is so confusing, and hard to comprehend in general, but it could be low-key genius. Sometimes it’s uncertain when a couple breaks up, which leaves “how’s *insert bf/gf’s name* doing?” questions after you broke up, which makes everything significantly more awkward. I assure you that didn’t happen to this couple.
What’s the most cringe-worthy nickname you’ve heard a couple call each other? Multiply that cringe-ness by 10 and you have the name that’s coming up.
One way to ensure loyalty is to do so.
Wearing these shirts around the cruise ship is literally the worse case scenario. Having a torrential downpour of rain on you the entire trip or even having motion sickness for the week is STILL better than having to wear these shirts around. By the look of it, this relationship has NO trust issues AT ALL. Zero. Zilch. Notta.
The Product Is Not What It Is Advertised To Be.
Let’s speak about advertising for a moment, and how almost nothing is as it appears in photos. If you’ve ever eaten a Spongebob Squarepants popsicle, you know that, despite the fact that it advertises itself as looking like the yellow sponge, it appears like a blob with no discernable face features in real life. People have major trust issues as a result of popsicles like that.
Puppy Cat is a cute little kitten.
Giving your lover or girlfriend a nickname is quite OK, but please choose something that will not make an observer gag. It’s bad enough to call your lover “puppy,” but then to follow up with “Christy Kitten Puppy Cat” is downright nauseating. That isn’t clever, and it doesn’t make any sense. It’s a bit of a puzzler.
The concept of “relationship objectives” has grown far too popular and unrealistic. Just ahead, you’ll see what I’m talking about.
Flight is a decision.
This image and caption combination is perplexing and leaves us with a lot of questions. Was she expecting him to be unlovable after a 15-hour flight? Was this a litmus test for their relationship? Anyone who has experienced severe turbulence knows that the first thought that comes to mind is, “How am I going to survive this?” followed by, “Is there any way I can reposition my companion so that they take the brunt of the impact?” She admits to having those feelings, but she is clearly still in love.
Emojii with heart eyes.
Abel is staring at Bella the way most of us do when we see the price tag on a coat we can’t afford—we ignore it. He’s staring at her the way we used to stare at our parents in seventh school when they told humiliating stories to your friends in public.
Get a Spiderman for yourself.
Relationship photos like this are widely shared on the internet, with sentiments ranging from “couple goals” to “find you someone who can do this.” This is in no way, shape, or form a couple goal. If I’m the guy, I’m continually concerned that I’ll dump her on her head and injure her spinal cord. If I’m the girl, I’m concerned about fainting out as all of my blood rushes to my brain.
Just front of us, a pair tried to make tampons look incredibly attractive. Were they successful? Find out as soon as possible.
Stop using your PDA.
There is no justification for posting a photograph like this. First and foremost, your family and friends do not want to see you lick someone’s face or have your face licked on social media. There’s nothing wrong with a kissing photograph, but one this suggestive isn’t required.
Make a palm on your face.
Okay, we can all guess what occurred when he “went out with the boys,” but those are some deep scars. It appears that he was mauled by a grizzly bear, who then handed him over to Dracula as a final move. For safety reasons, this female should no longer allow her boyfriend to hang out with the boys.
No, please don’t.
What is the reason for this? What is the reason for this? What is the reason for this? Why is this happening!? Perhaps the biggest issue with this picture is that he didn’t take the extra 10 seconds it would’ve taken to get one more tampon to make the “u” actually look like a “u”. It looks like a “v” right now and for whatever reason, it’s severely distracting to the rest of the picture and the, uh, romantic gesture.
How cringe-worthy is your relationship if you have to enlist the help of your toddler to snap a photo? That is about to happen.
Two hours is excessive.
Couples who have to be with each other at ALL times are destined for failure. Couples who go to Facebook to plea for help after not talking for two hours probably won’t make it past midnight. The sass in the girlfriend’s response is a tell-tale sign that the relationship is already doomed.
Lips are pressed together.
Lip tattoos get a bad rap because they are fairly new to the body art scene and people need some time to let them sautee in the public opinion realm. The idea to get a couple’s lip tat is stupid, but it’s not as obnoxious as getting one on your body where it’s more visible. At least you can only see these if they show you, and they aren’t as unpalatable as many others.
So many inquiries.
This toddler is going to make the best “Instagram boyfriend” of all time. He’s already willing to put himself in risky positions to get the right angle. He knew he had to stand up to take this shot because he needed to be at eye level to ensure that there was no double chin potential. He’s insanely aware while still in diapers. Incredible.
Just head is probably the most awkward couple portrait that you’ll ever see, no props necessary.
Is it your mother or father?.
Some parents don’t know where the line is when sharing posts and pictures. Often times it seems like they forget that Facebook can be seen by everybody, even your own children. The social media ignorance sometimes leads to moments like this when pictures are incredibly inappropriate.
It was passed down through the family.
Can we speak about how groundbreaking the N64 was and how superior it was to today’s video gaming systems? Mario Kart, which was introduced on the N64, is still one of the most enjoyable games of all time. It was also the first game where throwing your controller through the television screen was socially acceptable.
He demanded a photoshoot after destroying chest and abs for three days in a row at the gym. While his partner preferred an elegant “everyday” look, he demanded that the tarps be removed immediately and without hesitation. Good for him; the definition is unmistakable, and the self-assurance he must have is unsurmountable.
What would you do in exchange for a free dessert? This pair up front, on the other hand, went to a lot of trouble.
Can we discuss the underlying issue here, which is how frequent it is to apply band-aid fixes to systemic issues? When you go to McDonald’s and order an Oreo McFlurry, but the machine is malfunctioning, they give you a vanilla cone instead. No, that is not the case. This should not be allowed, but it is. For a little while, the vanilla cone delights you before you realize how much you miss Oreos. It’s becoming an epidemic for McFlurry machines to break.
Despite the fact that this image has nothing to do with the subject of this post, it is nevertheless amusing. Face swaps have taken over the Snapchat game, and it’s difficult to blame the Washington Capitals for thinking so. Something about this image seems odd, but it’s difficult to determine what it is. I’m going to go with my eyes as a starting point.
This is a lot of effort for a free dessert, but they deserve praise for their commitment. Furthermore, it appears to be worthwhile because desserts are not inexpensive while dining out. You may expect to pay at least $14 for a cheesecake unless you want one tiny scoop of vanilla ice cream. Don’t get me started on the double fudge cake costs, which require you to take out a second mortgage.
It’s bad enough to get a tattoo of your significant other’s name, but wait until you see the next tattoo disaster.
Just looking at this image causes me so much grief. After seeing this, no one is permitted to even pass by me. For the next three days, this pair may say good-bye to sleep. That discomfort had better convert into a year-long tan. To heal these lobsters, there isn’t enough aloe vera in the world.
He says he trusts you, but he doesn’t. So while waiting for that 9:30, 9:31, 9:32, 9:33 SMS, this “Hot Stud Muffin” is going nuts at home. This is without a doubt one of the most desperate messages you could possibly send to someone you’re dating. There isn’t much else to say.
This kind of pathological connection to someone beyond description. Brenda had better be the second coming of Christ if you don’t want her name plastered across your back. Brenda had best have breakfast in bed every morning or be prepared to spend every Sunday watching the NFL on the couch.
There are a number of colleges that make you cringe, and then there’s the one you’re about to attend. YUCK!
It’s possible that this is the worst of the bunch. It isn’t quite there, but it’s close. If you don’t want to do bad things after reading this, you’re a much better person than I am. It would be a cause for dismissal if this happened to one of my friends. Friendships are ruined by this conversation. There’s something wrong if you ever type “pooping” on social media.
Why would you post something like this on Facebook? What is the reasoning for this? What is the reasoning for this? What is the reasoning for this? I suppose I admire the effort. The issue with this jewelry is that the image resembles what 0REPL0’s small kid drew every day at school. If you don’t get the reference, you’re not alone, but just look at the girl in the picture, and you’ll see what I’m talking about. The movie is no longer required viewing. Thank you so much.
Collages on social media were popular in 2012, but they have since been phased out, thank goodness. It’s probably time to delete yourself if you’re still doing couples collages on Facebook. The bottom right photo, which appears to be the result of opening your camera and not realizing it’s facing you rather than outward, is the collage’s greatest section.
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Some folks don’t belong singing on the internet. Cover videos are fun, but it’s not nice when you sound like a dying cat on high notes and a hippopotamus on low ones. Unfortunately, all it takes is one person to tell someone they’re a terrific vocalist, and they’re suddenly scrounging for a record deal like Justin Bieber.
Is It True That He Fell For A Dare?.
This guy sought a photoshoot after crushing chest and abs for three days in a row at the gym. While his partner preferred an elegant “everyday” look, he demanded that the tarps be removed without hesitation. Good for him; the definition is unmistakable, and the self-assurance he must have is overpowering.
What would you be willing to do in exchange for a free dessert? This pair up front, on the other hand, went to ridiculous lengths.
Breaking up with a Pumpkin in a Creative Way.
Can we get to the heart of the matter, which is how frequent it is to apply band-aid fixes to systemic issues? When you go to McDonald’s and order an Oreo McFlurry, but their machine is malfunctioning, they offer you a vanilla cone instead. No, it’s not true. It shouldn’t be possible, but it is. For one minute, the vanilla cone delights you before you realize how much you miss Oreos. The number of McFlurry machines that are broken is on the rise.
Okay, this is only amusing.
Although this image has nothing to do with the topic of this post, it is nonetheless amusing. Face swaps have taken over Snapchat, so it’s difficult to blame the Washington Capitals for thinking so. There’s something wrong with this photo, but it’s difficult to determine what it is. I’m going to go with my eyes.
This is a lot of effort for a free dessert, but they deserve praise for their perseverance. It also appears to be worthwhile because desserts are not cheap while dining out. You may expect to pay at least $14 for a cheesecake unless you only want one tiny scoop of vanilla ice cream. Don’t even get me started on the double fudge cake costs, which require you to take out a second mortgage.
It’s bad enough to get a tattoo of your significant other’s name, but wait until you see the tattoo disaster that lies ahead.
Couples That Burn Together Stay Together.
I’m in excruciating pain just looking at this image. After seeing this, no one is permitted to even pass by me. For the next three days, this pair may wave goodbye to any sleep. That discomfort had better convert into a tan that would last the full year to be worth it. The world’s supply of aloe vera is insufficient to treat these lobsters.
Locked and loaded.
The more he claims to trust you, the less he truly does. So, at home, this “Hot Stud Muffin” is going a little crazy waiting for that 9:30, 9:31, 9:32, 9:33 SMS. This is without a doubt one of the most desperate appeals you could possibly make to someone you’re dating. There isn’t much else to say about it.
BRENDA is a fictional character.
This kind of pathological dedication to someone can’t be described in words. Brenda had better be the second coming of Christ if you don’t want her name plastered all over your back. Brenda had better eat breakfast in bed every morning, or she’ll be spending every Sunday watching the NFL on the couch.
There are a handful of colleges that make you shudder, and then there’s the one that’s coming up. Yuck.
Separation Anxiety is a type of anxiety that occurs when a person is separated from.
This one has the potential to be the worst of them all. It’s not quite there, but it’s close. If reading this doesn’t make you want to commit heinous acts, you’re a far better person than I am. If this happened to one of my buddies, it would be grounds for dismissal. This conversation is destroying friendships. Something is amiss if you ever type the word “pooping” on social media.
Why would you post something like this on social media? What is the reason for this? What is the reason for this? What is the reason for this? I think I appreciate the effort? The issue with this jewelry is that the image resembles what the small kid in Scary Movie 3 drew at school every day. If you don’t grasp the reference, you’re not alone, but just look at the girl in the picture, and you’ll see what I mean. You are no longer required to watch the film. Thank you very much.
However, there are a couple of collages.
Collages on social media were popular in 2012, but they’ve since been phased out, thank goodness. It’s probably time to delete yourself if you’re still making couples collages on Facebook. The bottom right picture, which appears to be the consequence of opening your camera and not realizing it’s facing you instead of outward, is the best portion of this collage.
s there anything worse than witnessing couples who basically have to breathe for each other to survive? This next picture might have something to say about that. s there anything worse than witnessing couples who basically have to breathe for each other to survive? This next picture might have something to say about that. s there anything worse than witnessing couples who basically have to breathe for each other to survive? This next picture might have something to say about that. s there anything worse than witnessing couples who basically have to breathe for each other to survive? This next picture might have something to say about that. .
Songbird is a bird that sings.
Some folks simply do not belong singing on the internet. Cover videos are fun, but it’s not nice when you sound like a dying cat on the high notes and like a hippopotamus on the low notes. Unfortunately, all it takes is one person to tell someone that they are a terrific vocalist, and they are suddenly scrounging for a record deal in the Justin Bieber style.
I’m Pregnant if You’re Pregnant.
Men, women sometimes lament, don’t comprehend what it’s like to be pregnant and bear a baby. So he took matters into his own hands and ate frozen pizzas and lasagna until his stomach was the same size as hers. For him, this is a fantastic agreement because it is a win-win situation. He’s overjoyed to be able to eat whatever he wants at a buffet, and she now has someone to relate to.
I’ll take any excuse to visit.
This is the first boyfriend/girlfriend syndrome, when you feel compelled to be with each other at all times and look for any excuse to be together. Her partner had most likely left his lint at her house, and she required assistance in cleaning it up. Lint stinks, especially if you’re wearing a black shirt and there’s white lint on it. People have no way of knowing if you have poor hygiene or improper laundry practices. It’s difficult to say which is the worst.
You should have to pass an IQ exam before you can publish a Facebook status update. This woman coming up wouldn’t be able to pass it.
It Doesn’t Always Go As Planned.
When social media couples strive to be adorable, it often backfires spectacularly. Traditions such as catching the bouquet during a wedding are important to many individuals. If you catch the bouquet, it usually implies you’ll be the next one to tie the knot. There needs to be some actual facts and data to back it up, because my assumption is that the success rate is less than 1%.
Assuring that no woman will ever speak to him.
As a result, this is a real-time look at what “stage five clingers” give their partners. Let’s hope this shirt was the straw that broke the camel’s back when it came to this relationship. This is one of the most significant warning flags, and it isn’t even subtle. The next step is to assassinate you and surgically replace your skin with hers. Take care.
My Husband Isn’t As Good As Yours.
Was she serious about what she said, or was she simply oblivious to the sign? It’s possible that she truly believes your husband is superior to hers. She may be hinting at relationship-ending stuff, but she’s dismissing it as ignorance. When this lady is around, everyone should hide their spouses because she is definitely dissatisfied.
Again, this is excessive.
There is no justification for this. This photo spoils a perfectly good pair of Vans. “Damn Daniel, back at it again with the pink and yellow striped Vans with your girlfriend’s image on them,” no one would yell. To be fair, these shoes are better than the shirt we saw before because they’re a little more understated.