Although there are times when it is preferable to leave stuff unsaid and unsolved, ignorance isn’t always bliss. There’s something to be said about having the appropriate responses to your inquiries. Closure is an undervalued aspect of life.
That’s why we’ve spent the whole day on the phone with 911, trying to figure out what’s going on with these strange images. If they don’t have them, I’m not sure where we’ll find them, because these images demand some kind of context or conclusion. Please use caution when viewing these.
Take that, Oreos.
No one in the history of pizza has ever thought that this is a decent way to eat it. The only people who can even attempt this are those who also order pizza with pineapple on it.
I’m not sure who invented pizza, but I doubt they ever intended for fruit to be cooked on it. It’s revolting.
Answers are needed.
Why has fashion taken such a strange turn in the twenty-first century? Yes, the 1980s were strange, but these shorts would not have been appropriate even then.
People are wearing things that they are well aware do not look fine, so they dare anyone to tell them so they can be confrontational.
Man, let the fish live.
Who are you to pass judgment on a goldfish who wants to live in a urinal? One fish’s trash is another fish’s gold, or something along those lines.
As a human being, it is your duty to live and let live. That means avoiding the corner urinal and allowing this fish to live its best life. Coming up, a caution sign that’ll have you hoping for a hard fall really soon. is a placeholder for Coming up, a caution sign that’ll have you hoping for a hard fall really soon. .
The Birth of a Baby in a Car.
This bird is laying eggs all over the place, and it’s not even Easter. I suppose if they’re both laid at the same time, they’re twins?.
I pity the shrimpy twin, who is just one-tenth the size of its sister. The little guy will face an uphill struggle for the rest of his life. It’s safe to assume it’s the unattractive and unathletic twin. The absolute worst.
The Serial Killer’s First Symptoms.
There aren’t many indicators that anyone would kill someone at any point in their lives, but this is one of them.
No one in the right frame of mind will look at cookie dough like this and bite into it like a chocolate bar. If you see anything like this, call the cops.
Go Down With Jazz Hands If You’re Going Down.
This sign is extremely significant, and it contains some hidden life lessons. If you’re going to slip, do so gracefully and passionately.
If you’re going to fail at something, at least do it while smiling and twirling your jazz hands in the air. Just ahead, another day, another lazy person who creatively gets through their day, and it’s hilarious. is a placeholder for Just ahead, another day, another lazy person who creatively gets through their day, and it’s hilarious. .
In desperate times, desperate measures are needed.
It’s critical to find openings that allow you to see the game if you’re going to be banned from anything. This is just fantastic.
In a broader sense, discovering life’s little gaps and exploiting them by any means possible is the secret to happiness.
Establishing Your Priorities.
I’m not sure who this girl thinks she is, but I’m guessing she’s the one we’ve been waiting for. She is neither Shrek 5 nor a chocolate bar with a mayonnaise filling.
Everyone loves chocolate and everyone loves mayonnaise, so why hasn’t anyone combined the two yet? It’s difficult to think about this. There’s plenty of cash to be had.
When You’re a Natural Slacker.
You’d be shocked how effective and imaginative your thinking process is when you’re naturally lazy.
You’ll go to any length to save energy. These horizontal escalators are great for normal people, but not for us lazy people. It can even be more convenient, as seen in this illustration. What do carrots and goldfish have in common other than being boring to stare at? That’s just ahead. is a placeholder for What do carrots and goldfish have in common other than being boring to stare at? That’s just ahead. .
Just bringing what is absolutely necessary.
When you’re going on a week-long break, it’s important to just bring the basics.
While many people think of underwear, tops, and shorts when they think of Christmas gifts, this individual went straight for the Chips Ahoy! cookies. According to studies, you can survive on cookies for a week. I’m not sure which studies this individual read, but it’s clear that he or she did.
Attract attention in every way you can.
Attention can be hard to come by when you’ve been in a relationship for 25 years. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If lying about your house being on fire is the only way to get your husband to come to your rescue, then that’s what you’ll have to do.
It’s the same, but it’s not the same.
While it may be unpopular, carrots are more useful to humans than goldfish.
By putting carrots in the fish tank, you’re really doing yourself a favor. What do goldfish do when they’re not stuck in one spot staring at the wall? There’s nothing. They don’t do anything. Coming up, an aunt whose ignorance is about to bite her in the butt, literally. is a placeholder for Coming up, an aunt whose ignorance is about to bite her in the butt, literally. .
It’s a Mug Shot in the literal sense.
We must all learn to laugh at the bad things that happen in our lives. They made a joke out of his mug shot, which I’m sure wasn’t the highlight of his life.
Everyone should have a mug with their mug shot on it when they get out of prison, in my opinion. Getting out of prison would be a lot more fun if that were the case.
Put an end to the stigma.
Can you imagine being a part of a family that celebrates activities that are normally overlooked?.
I’m sure this family bakes a cake for their children when they receive their first school suspension or parking ticket. The importance of having an open dialogue cannot be overstated.
“It took out one of our cats.”.
I’m hoping this aunt knew what had happened soon after the coyote killed all three of her cats and cut their heads off.
I’m not sure if coyotes have the ability to be domestic animals, but I do know that they don’t mind taking them apart for dinner. Coming up, a food combination that competes with pineapple on pizza and it’s really ambitious. is a placeholder for Coming up, a food combination that competes with pineapple on pizza and it’s really ambitious. .
It’s Mr. Steal Yo Girl, Mr. Steal Yo Girl, Mr. Steal Yo Girl, Mr. Ste.
I’m not sure if it’s a good thing that this guy’s grandfather possesses supernatural strength and might steal his girl.
The best bet for not attracting your girlfriend or boyfriend is to go to your grandparents. However, I’m not sure about this one.
When Life Handles You a Curveball.
This father is prepared for all of the unexpected twists and turns that this little baby will throw their way in a matter of minutes.
Having children alters the course of your life dramatically. Your social life vanishes, and you’re left with nothing but changing diapers. In my view, this is not a good trade-off.
It’s An Understatement To Say I’m Ambitious.
Although the food combinations can be a bit of a stretch, you have to admire the ambition here.
Nothing is more ambitious than putting pineapple on pizza, as I previously mentioned in this post, but it’s still a thing. Pop Tarts and ravioli may be a good fit.
The Sheep Of The Family’s Black Sheep.
Every family seems to have a black sheep who is wildly different from the rest in terms of preferences and appearance.
This photograph aptly demonstrates how a black sheep can stand out in a family. This kid deserves kudos for being their real, clownish selves.
When Department Stores Were Children’s Playgrounds.
Can you recall a time when shopping in department stores didn’t cause you anxiety? These stores used to be big playgrounds when you were a child.
It was as if the universe was your oyster. You’d look forward to going to Home Depot because you’d be able to play the most awesome game of hide-and-seek with the rest of your mates.